I was the court stenographer for Freddie Starr's gardener, who was accused of stealing
jewelry and money from Freddie. Gardner said it was for "sexual favors." Press was all
over that one. Freddie Starr put a parking cone on his head and sand Pretty Woman to
me as I went through the car park....and the proceeded to ask me out for a drink.
I just kept staring at his platform shoes, thinking, wow, you are short!